10 lessons must to be learned in marriage

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. It is comforting to know that you both are equally maladjusted. After finishing the honeymoon phase, you need to learn the realities of married life. We have compiled a list for you with some humorous things that you will notice only after marriage.

  1. You can go to bed angrily


If it’s not solved at 2:30 a.m., it’s not going to be solved at 3:00 a.m. either. Go to sleep. You can deal with it tomorrow, assuming you don’t even remember what the fight was about.

    2. Talk to your spouse more kindly than you talk to anyone else in the world. Too often we speak the most harshly to those closest to us.

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     3. For Her: How to tell the time?

When he says that he will be home by 11.00pm after a night out with his friends, don’t lock the front door before at least 1.00am.

     4. For Him: How to tell the time?

When she asks what time you have to leave home to make an appointment, always add one hour safety margin to allow for makeup disasters and last minute ‘essential’ phone calls to friends. The only exception to this rule is when visiting the in-laws.

     5. Ironing Burns calories. So do it often.


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     6. The key to man’s heart is through his stomach. Girls learn to cook good food.

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    7. Don’t expect your wife not to change

Our next funny marriage advice for newlyweds is for husbands: it is a proven fact that a gold band on the wedding finger of a woman flicks a hormonal switch that in her body that makes her broody, mature and always right. Live with it, there’s nothing you can do about it.

    8. Love your wife even more when she is pregnant. Remember you did this to her.


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    9. If you want peace in your house, do what your wife wants. Initially it will be difficult but learn this tip and stay happy always.

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    10. Help your wife in house hold chores, because women never argue with a man who does household chores.

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